Cool Jokes=)

sTudent: ‘Would u punish someone for something u didn’t do?
Teacher: ‘Of course not’.
Student: ’Good ,because I didn’t do my homework’.

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Teacher : Izat,why r u late?
IZat : The train had a flat tire.

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Teacher: That’s three time I’ve asked you a question .Why won’t you reply?
‘Because you told me not to answer you back.’

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Principal: You should have been here at 9.oo ‘
Student: Why, what happened??

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‘Dad, can u write in da dark?
‘I suppose so’
Good. Can u sign my report card ,please?’